Down Goes Brown: Signs that Tomas Kaberle may be considering waiving his no-trade clause

Witness the genius that is Down Goes Brown (I cut down the list; follow the link for the whole thing):

With the March 4 trade deadline approaching, here are ten signs that Kaberle might be ready to finally waive his NTC:

* Brian Burke asked him for a list of ten teams; he gave Burke a list of 40 teams.

* Concerned younger teammates report that he’s constantly talking about participating in some kind of bizarre post-season elimination tournament where the winner gets a giant trophy.

* New postgame ritual: go home, get drunk, fire up NHL 10, trade self to contending team, turn off console, cry.

via Down Goes Brown: Signs that Tomas Kaberle may be considering waiving his no-trade clause – Toronto Maple Leafs Blog – Humor. Commentary. Despair..

Hockey News: AHL – First-half wrap

TOP GOALTENDER

Manchester’s Jonathan Bernier is living up to his first-rounder pedigree. The Monarchs workhorse goalie has delivered loads of minutes in net and been nearly impenetrable. Bernier, a 21-year-old taken 11th overall in the 2006 NHL draft, has four shutouts in his first 31 games after producing five shutouts all last season.

via The Hockey News: Around The AHL: Around The AHL: First-half wrap.